I hope they fix this in Grey version, if there is one. :(

I wonder how much money in repairs I've saved my family, just by fixing their computers?

All gamers know they've done this at some point.

It had to be, like, 4 inches long!

Again, direct result of porn.

For some reason I really like the ass on my sister's screen ;)

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

Don't EVER fall asleep without sunscreen. Trust me.

Damn bluegill. They'll eat toes and nipples too!

I LIKE MY MANLY MANS CLOTHING

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido

Fucking love this album <333

Ewwwww, Justin Beaver!

Please don't ask me to define "bumping fuzzies" >_>

'The Hagress' is one of our *cough* favorite waitresses at Starlite. 

She only has a few teeth and tends to stare at my Dad.

*Actual song*

Dragonball <3

"What are you doing?"
"Shelby and I are cleaning the basement"
"Can't be THAT bad..."

"You have no idea..."